Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Crack Babies and Counter-Strike Babies

I present you a real article on somethingawful.com from 2001 with the above title:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/crack-babies-counterstrike.php

Excerpts:
"As it turns out, nothing ever happened with these so-called crack babies. They didn't turn into a group of bloodthirsty serial killers bent on implementing their brutal reign of terror. They just grew up to be regular kids, albeit ones with much smaller heads and parents who spent all day scratching their eyes out with roofing nails."

"The process of growing up and supposedly "maturing" in a Counter-Strike environment has been scientifically proven to damage children's brain cells and developmental qualities."

-{CB}Spork, KittenSlayer, DethMetulPaul

2 comments:

  1. Another excerpt from the end of the article:

    "So, as you can see, the Counter-Strike baby phenomenon is a dire threat to our way of life as we know it. I propose the media spend the next half-decade covering this chilling and terrifying gob of fake science so the American public will be made aware the effects of Counter-Strike on our children. After five years we can pretty much forget about the whole thing and continue worrying about stuff that really matters, like "Dungeons and Dragons" forcing teenagers to jump off buildings."

    Considering that this was written in 2001, didn't this really happen in the media?

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