Mitthoties

No! I do not someone to bite my dick!
- Pain is pleasure, my dear.

Brilliant lunch desicion making

"Rally's sounds good, but I don't like Rally's."
 - Josh G.

Shit ON You

I wanna go to Best Buy with an engraver and 'modify' all of the SONY branded floor demos.

Letters for Christmas!

Dear Rob Zombie,  

 

      It's too bad people can't get rich by being completely talentless.  Oh, wait, nevermind; I guess they actually can.  

 

Sincerely, Matt B.

Computer Room in Shiloh

She looks like she took a bus to the face. And not just any bus. It was a rusty, flaming bus of death.
- Zack H

Roto-Router

While talking to my father about his upcoming appointment with the proctologists.

Me: "Why do they have to use conscious sedation on you for that"
Dad: "Their sticking 20 feet of shit up your ass, I'm sure it's a little uncomfortable"
Me: "I guess that makes sense, I've never had 20 feet of shit stuck up my ass."
Dad: "WELL ME NEITHER!"

Timmies!

Your eyes say no, but your nipples say yes.
- Jason M