Strange little children...

I see you have a baseball shirt. You like baseball?

 - "I'm from New-England. I like the Patriots."

Oh! Do you like their quarterback, Peyton Manning?

 - "I'm only 7. I don't know what a quarterback is."

Oh.   

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 You on summer break?

 - "I just go to school for 174 days at a time."

It's kinda like how a 1 year old is too young for a 3 year old.
...
I don't mean for dating...

- Jim M

Teens and thier mobile phones

http://www.flowtown.com/blog/teens-and-their-mobile-phones?display=wide
- 1 in 3 teens text while driving

"I can't text while driving. I can't even text while sitting. I just call people."
 - Josh

Lunchtime!

*Dick in line at Subway*
Hey! I want some lettuce on my sandwich! Lettuce! Lettuce! Lettuce! Can't you hear me!?

*Zack*
 - She probably can't hear you over the sound of your 80's porn moustache.

*Girl behind the counter*
Would you like some free cookies?

My Roombah's lost...

...but ceiling never changes. The ceiling is the ceiling.

 - Woah, that's deep man...

Zach and Bill

She's my sex-box, and her name is Dell

So THATS why they wanted a slot load optical.

I think I've got that late 80's MIT look going on. I remember when I had ambition.

Zach H.

There's a light on your laptop...

It's kinda like the light-up Apple logo on the lid of  a Macbook. It openly declares, in a soft and soothing announcer voice,  "Attention. Douche-tastic computing is now in progress. I repeat, douche-baggery, is now taking place."

Freezepop you Daft Punk!

- Is this robot music?

Our listening pleasure is very animatronic today.
That sounded pretty terrible when spoken out loud.

- Yes, yes is did. Don't ever do that again.

Chinese for lunch

They were using Mexicans waaay before it was fashionable to do so.
 - Jim M.

When I'm rich, I'm gonna get a Mexican.
 - Zack H.

Brilliant lunch desicion making

"Rally's sounds good, but I don't like Rally's."
 - Josh G.

Computer Room in Shiloh

She looks like she took a bus to the face. And not just any bus. It was a rusty, flaming bus of death.
- Zack H

Adventures in kitchen remodeling

You ever play operation?
 - Yeah, but, why?
You see that wire? It's live, and if it touches the metal, we're screwed.

- Josh G.

work work

Hey, since I've been eating your nuts all morning, you want some of my meat?
 - Ninjatech

More fun overheard at work

God damn internet thieves!
They keep stealing stuff outta my New Egg cart!
 - It didn't save the order either.
FUUUUUCK!!! Now they stole the whole fucking cart!!!!

Damit! Your freaky ice cubes won't come out!
- Jim M

I like a woman who doesn't mind her drives being black.
- Jim M.

"Not the sharp end! Not the sharp end!"

That tape gun might poke you a little bit, but it's not that sharp. Not like the good one. With the good one, you can breathe on it and it'll slice your eyeball open.