I see you have a baseball shirt. You like baseball?
- "I'm from New-England. I like the Patriots."
Oh! Do you like their quarterback, Peyton Manning?
- "I'm only 7. I don't know what a quarterback is."
Oh.
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You on summer break?
- "I just go to school for 174 days at a time."
If my future kids ever decide to like baseball, I'm going to slap 'em upside the head until the stop liking it.
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