NOT MY QUOTE

"Is there a sale on fail today?"
- KITTEN-FUCKING-SLAYER (THERE!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!?!?! HUH?!?!?HUH?!?!?!HUHUHUH?!?!?!?!?!)

The truth of the matter is, the moose just won’t be the same anymore.

You only have to worry if he says, "Close your eyes. I've got something else for you to lick."
- Ninjatech

Don't spit on my lips, Bill. I don't want Leigh to taste you later.

- Kitten Slayer

More fun overheard at work

God damn internet thieves!
They keep stealing stuff outta my New Egg cart!
 - It didn't save the order either.
FUUUUUCK!!! Now they stole the whole fucking cart!!!!

I thought of this yesterday, and should have posted it then, but...

TODAY IS ANGRY NEGATIVE GERMAN DAY!!!!
"NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!"

Dammit, Bill

Don't put EZ Cheez on your Nutter Butters.

-Me