My Roombah's lost...

...but ceiling never changes. The ceiling is the ceiling.

 - Woah, that's deep man...

Zach and Bill

You Lost...

I only lost because I told Pat I lost

So no I didn't lose, because I lost 15 seconds before you thus causing you to lose

haha!  eat that! I'm the original loser!

In the world of the game, I am like God.  

 In the beginning, there was James...and he lost

 - {CB}Dropkickpuppy

Memphis mom charged with using sword to threaten school employees

http://www.wlbt.com/Global/story.asp?S=12033987 

"Price told police she drank a 40 ounce bottle of Colt 45 before going to the school."

I don't care if that's out of context or not. That's just damn funny no matter how you take it.