CERTIFICATES!!! Get your certifiably certified certificates of certification here! Now with more Bona-Fides!

AND VETTING!! Lots and lots of vetting!

It's amazingly real! It's legitimately authentic! It's wonderfully colossal! It's even mediocre!

What AM I talking about?!? Why, it's the next post that will NOT be written by {CB}Marsupial Vomit!!!

EDIT: Damit, I have more hilarity to post here, but someone else needs to make a post. And cross members. Then build a fence...