Dave:



me: You have too many Pylons...
in your butt...

Dave: NeveR!

oh wait...

me: ReveN?

Dave: more?

me: NO!!! NO MORE BUTT PYLONS!!!!

Dave: Never more?

me: Damit Dave....
Stop Pyling On
...your butt...

Dave: more cannon!!!!!!

the whole fucking map must be covered in cannon!

me: Wait, you want to replace maps with generally accepted lines of fiction pertaining to a particular universe?
How will we ever find the Quickie Mart?
Unless it's Simpsons cannon...

Dave: A chicken for every pot and a Cannon for every butt!

me: GOD dammit Dave...