Aquarial Intercourse?

Fun with tounge twisters!

How much fish could a fish fuck fish if a fish fuck could fist fuck fish? If a fish fist fuck could fuck fish sticks in the fucked fish tank, why haven't fist fucked fish sticks lost yet?

If a harpsichord found ze cord, could ze harpsichord wrap ze chord around ze piano wire?

Dave:



me: You have too many Pylons...
in your butt...

Dave: NeveR!

oh wait...

me: ReveN?

Dave: more?

me: NO!!! NO MORE BUTT PYLONS!!!!

Dave: Never more?

me: Damit Dave....
Stop Pyling On
...your butt...

Dave: more cannon!!!!!!

the whole fucking map must be covered in cannon!

me: Wait, you want to replace maps with generally accepted lines of fiction pertaining to a particular universe?
How will we ever find the Quickie Mart?
Unless it's Simpsons cannon...

Dave: A chicken for every pot and a Cannon for every butt!

me: GOD dammit Dave...

NOT MY QUOTE

"Is there a sale on fail today?"
- KITTEN-FUCKING-SLAYER (THERE!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?!?!?! HUH?!?!?HUH?!?!?!HUHUHUH?!?!?!?!?!)

The truth of the matter is, the moose just won’t be the same anymore.

You only have to worry if he says, "Close your eyes. I've got something else for you to lick."
- Ninjatech

Don't spit on my lips, Bill. I don't want Leigh to taste you later.

- Kitten Slayer