Dammit, Bill

Don't put EZ Cheez on your Nutter Butters.

-Me

Damit! Your freaky ice cubes won't come out!
- Jim M

I like a woman who doesn't mind her drives being black.
- Jim M.

"Not the sharp end! Not the sharp end!"

That tape gun might poke you a little bit, but it's not that sharp. Not like the good one. With the good one, you can breathe on it and it'll slice your eyeball open.

Tha Nu Waive of Reeding Comiks

So there's only a cover and one page so far, but Penny Arcade's new one-off Tekken comic they've just began working on is being presented in a really freaking cool Flash comic book reader app. It's seamless. Grab that corner and keep the left mouse button held down and throw the page around. There's even shadow over the other pages.
http://www.tekken.com/comic

Overheard at a bar

"You're a Cancer, aren't you?"

"Yeah, I tend to grow on people..."

My one legged neighbor had a white Corvette.
- Was it a stick?