Matt: OMG!!! That protesting Buddhist monk is trapped underneath a swingset!!!!!

me: lol

Matt: I didn't know they had swingsets in Vietnam.

me: or firetrucks full of American firemen floating down rivers?

Matt: Oh. I thought those were US Navy River-Rats in patrol boats. * looks closer * Yeah, you're right. That's a fire hose, not a .50 cal.

me: .50 cal? If you mistook a firehose for a gun, it's be more like a 90mm cannon...

Matt: Um...

...I'm blinded by broken-ankle-pain.