Modern Parenting from Explosm.net:
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1652/

We all question our lot in life. I mean, why wouldn't we all want an asphalt field to park our cars on?

"Debbie does High Speed"
- A classic porno for the modern age

- J Mein

No, you've played WoWcrack since then. It's just been that long since you've played a REAL game...

OK, I'll admit it, WoW is a pretty kick-ass game. BUT IT SUCKS THAT THERE'S NO GOAL!!!!

GGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!

That was my Brazilian impersonation for the day.

Matt: OMG!!! That protesting Buddhist monk is trapped underneath a swingset!!!!!

me: lol

Matt: I didn't know they had swingsets in Vietnam.

me: or firetrucks full of American firemen floating down rivers?

Matt: Oh. I thought those were US Navy River-Rats in patrol boats. * looks closer * Yeah, you're right. That's a fire hose, not a .50 cal.

me: .50 cal? If you mistook a firehose for a gun, it's be more like a 90mm cannon...

Matt: Um...

...I'm blinded by broken-ankle-pain.