Things overheard at Thanksgiving

I like it wet. I like it chunky. I like it when you have to dig it out with a spoon. That's how my mother liked it and that's how I like it.
- Marsupial's mom

It's for texture! You stick it in your mouth, and it feels good!!
- Marsupial's dad

Gingham's after Timothy's

Now you're loaning my girlfriend's tire iron.

His half and half ended up in my mouth.

...you see, the real Christopher Walken is gradually catching up to me.

Pretty soon... oh yes. Pretty soon.