Main Entry: 1stu·pid·dity
Pronunciation: \stü-ped-ditty, styü-\
Function: noun, adjective, adverb, interjection, preposition, solliloque, proclamation
Etymology: Middle French stupide, from Latin stupidus, from stupēre

Stupidity – particularly the neonatal form – remains a significant public health problem throughout the world. There are about one million cases of Stupid reported worldwide annually, causing an estimated 300,000 to 500,000 Darwin Awards each year.

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-Paul

Sofaking?

I'm sofa king awesome.
- Rob W

Note to self : Don't say Spic 'N' Span in a kitchen full of Mexicans...

- Gabe Z

About 390,000 people listed their religion as Jedi in the 2001 Census for England and Wales. In Scotland the figure was a reported 14,000.

-{CB}Kitten Slayer

In a movie when people are about to do it, then it slowly pans away to the nightstand with candles on it, then fades to the candles all melted then slow pan back to the people and they already did it, I hate that!

- Jason Murphy

How come you park on a driveway and drive all over my mom?

-Matthew Bruce

How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, yet it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
-Jason M

I should totally change my dj name to 'DJ Guest DJ' or 'DJ Special Guest'. I mean, who HASN'T heard of that guy?
- Gabe Z

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who always would say, "Ahhh fuck it..."
"...I just lost the game."
- Matt B